Wednesday, May 4, 2011

Awkward Levels Critical!

Okay, take a look at this picture:


Already a little awkward, right? Take the assumption that the girl pictured used to be male, and it becomes more awkward. Your challenge is to, by events described in your caption, make things even more awkward! See if you can break the awkwardness meter!

(You're free to make up whatever you like about the male pictured and their prior/present relationship)

1 comment:

  1. Mark put his tongue to his tooth and tried to move it. The tooth wasn’t loose, though it did ache slightly. This morning, Sarah, passed out during phys-ed class. Mark had volunteered to carry her to the nurses office. Mark figured she’d be grateful. Maybe they could even start dating. A manly gesture like this should have been better than any pick-up line. He thought he had done everything right. Mark watched her head while going through doors, and positioned her so people couldn’t see up her skirt on the stairs.

    When Sarah awoke she immediately struck him on the face. It wasn’t a girly slap either. It felt like a big martial arts palm strike. This ofcourse caused him to drop her, which is what everyone remembers best about the incident. A meek anemic girl, lifted and dropped.

    Mark felt so bitter and a shamed. All his regrets welled up in one moment and yelling “I wish I knew what I did wrong, he head butted a nearby tree.

    His head connected with the tree then all went dark. When his focus returned Mark felt as though he was being carried. He opened his eyes to see his own face looking down upon him. “Are you alright Sarah?” The boy that looked like himself asked. Then leaned in pursing his lips. Mark, or rather Sarah hadn’t quite gotten her bearing yet, but knew that a boy was carrying her and readying to kiss her. She did what any other boy would do in that situation.

    Palm Strike.

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